Sunday, 28 December 2014

Midlife Crisis v.44.9


  1. Where's the dirt? Felix reckons its the most enduro looking dirt bike he's ever seen. A few suggestions: lower the seat until your arse just about drags on the wheel, move your brake cable loop to the front so you don't catch a knee on it, lower your pants so you show the top of your boxer shorts, throw out the lycra, HTFU, get a new helmet with more protection (661 Dirt Lid Stacked), toss out the front brake, loosen your shifters so they move when you stack, tighten that chain, buy a GoPro, ride it like you hate it, man up.